Author: Bunmi Laditan
Genre / Pages: Nonfiction, Parenting, Humour / 240
Publication: Harper Collins, 2013
Rating: 4th shelf
Source: Chapters Indigo
Lj's plot in one pot: Only slightly evil genius toddler elucidates, with care and concern, how parents might best serve their tiny lords and ladies...basically do EXACTLY what they say, before they say it.
The honest toddler is my spirit animal! She is a sweet, caring individual who simply knows what she wants! And what she wants is EVERYTHING, but also NOTHING.
Written through the perspective of a toddler (who is unflinchingly honest), the reader learns a variety of rules and regulations (i.e. Broken crackers need not apply) about how to cope with...err I mean adore their toddler.
This book had me rolling around in silent laughter (as I could only read it during nap time and bed time), and I can't imagine that I could find humour in some of the atrocities that occur during toddlerhood. I sincerely found almost each example/description perfectly fitting to my little guy and can't wait for my other friends-with-toddlers (there should be a support group) to read this as well.
Exhibit A? I started dog-earing pages that literally made me lol, and had to stop because I was folding every page! I will try to select only the bestest quotes for y'all, and if they please you, then go find the book.
"Don't let your shower curtain become a love barrier...Gently yank it down and throw it in the trash. Splash around with your toddler and live for once. Someone else will clean up the mess. They always do, trust me...I do believe that many adults prefer to bathe alone because they are ashamed of their bodies...Toddlers are generous people and will pretend not to notice after staring without blinking for five to ten minutes" p.104
"Toddlers know the minute their heads hit the pillow, you release balloons and unwrap a cake. We are perfectly aware that when we're trapped in our rooms, wearing the wrong pajamas, you are eating a second, more desirable dinner...We're onto you. Parents, you look terribly exhausted every single morning, and it's because you stay up until two a.m., looking at wavy hair on Pinterest and eating Almond Joys." p.227